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Lung extensions (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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Image of a hand holding a small business card. Card reads:

Dr Crobar’s Lung Extensions Shh! Don't tell anyone I handed you this card

With extended lungs you can: • Scream longer • Breathe harder • Brag about extended lungs

This procedure is not legal but I will do it for you. Do not tell the police or my family

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[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 8 points 1 year ago

I love having my lungs go down into my thighs, it's so fun when I sit down!

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Didn't you get the full pamphlet? They hang over like extended breasts, duh.

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