Image of a hand holding a small business card. Card reads:
Dr Crobar’s Lung Extensions
Shh! Don't tell anyone I handed you this card
With extended lungs you can:
• Scream longer
• Breathe harder
• Brag about extended lungs
This procedure is not legal but I will do it for you.
Do not tell the police or my family
extendedlungs@gmail.com
Nerevar, do not threaten me, especially not one week before my grand honeymoon. Has the gnome population within your walls multiplied once more? Very well, I shall handle it. But first, allow me to indulge in this newfound fascination called "Skibidi Toilet" on this realm's peculiar platform known as YouTube. It boasts over twenty episodes, and the man with the television for a head has just experienced a change in hue, turning red for the first time.
Nerevar, return swiftly! It seems they are now flushing them down the abyss!