They had fun together, but she didn't go all the way because they were family.

Well, he said it worked 10 times, and 85% of the time. He may mean it worked 10 out of 12 attempts and is rounding up from 83.3%

But let's be honest, he probably hadn't even attempted it once.

That’s the one we call the Boebert.

It worked, but turned out to be a guy. Still had a good time though

The date pulled out the same crap so each had half a point.

He's starting a business lah!

Their hands instead.