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[-] hightrix@lemmy.world 528 points 1 year ago

There is a great way to monitor employee’s performance. This one weird trick will save you losing your best employees!

Are their tasks getting done on time and with quality work?

Congrats! You just learned how to treat your employees like adults.

Now kindly fuck off and let me continue to work in my underwear.

[-] Melkath@kbin.social 40 points 1 year ago

But... but... but...

It's proving that my 25 years of being paid 3 times as much as the people I "manage" has been a complete scam the entire time!

[-] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Hey, if they're getting all their work done on time, they're probably not getting enough work /s

[-] Melkath@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And the 9 floating around managers will figure out to send THAT email, right?

Oh. Wait. No. You right.

Dem 9 gonna have 7 pointless meetings.

So frustrating how a remote world is exposing that...

Edit: not sarcastic. Satiracle.

Call me Candide.

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[-] xkforce@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Thats the thing... boses are basically saying that they cant do that. They cant actually measure how productive people are so they fall back on watching them like a hawk

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago
[-] snooggums@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Is it underwear if it isn't under anything?

[-] Zorque@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

It's under my ass all day, does that count?

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

I like to save that for Casual Friday. It helps the weekend feel special.

[-] TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

You're overlooking that most managers don't actually do anything, so they need desperately to justify their positions. I have a manager who has seven hours of meetings every day, five days a week. We make a fucking app. It barely changes month to month. What on earth are you spending 35 hours a week talking about?

The manager has so little to do they just micromanage everyone, and cause a massive backlog of work that doesn't have to exist.

I always thought that Office Space was satire, but it really is like that in a lot of companies. I spent more time updating managers than doing actual work since I started this position.

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