So... in reading the article, it seems he suggest the government is using religion to manipulate people into forgetting about all the aliens they're hiding.

So, not so much with the sanity.

He didn't, he bought in to a company that was already set on doing it.

Am I an old millenial because I have a desktop and find even a laptop too restrictive?

Isn't the staying power of Toyota vehicles their build quality and longevity, not their cheapness? Wouldn't this be a Kia killer?

What, you mean having diarrhea or gas isn't the same as having your airway close? Ridiculous.

It's what real lions do when taking over a pride.

They literally pay for exclusivity. It's weird that people seem to selectively ignore that every time someone brings up their desire to get free games from them.

It brings attention to the issue. Not everything is intended to have a direct impact on problems.

It's an honored slasher film tradition.

Its not a corrections system, it's a punishment system; unfortunately.

Google took its time stepping up, but it’s better late than never

So Apple completely fails to give any kind of fuck that some people don't use their products but might be affected by them... and Google is the bad guy for not being timely enough to account for Apples douchebaggery? I mean, I'm no google fanboy, but jesus christ that's some shitty logic.

This feels very much like a /r/nothingeverhappens comment.