Fun game: read HP, and sub the word 'wand' our for penis euphemisms
It's a classic: https://archive.ph/dRsjY
"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
Lmfao
It's a classic: https://archive.ph/dRsjY
Lmfao