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That's not a wand, Harry... (slrpnk.net)
submitted 2 years ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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Fun game: read HP, and sub the word 'wand' our for penis euphemisms

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[-] HardlightCereal@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Both of the characters in this meme own slaves.

[-] Risk@feddit.uk 7 points 2 years ago

Who does Harry own?

Also, can Dumbledore own slaves if he's dead?

[-] HardlightCereal@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Harry owns Kreacher

[-] Risk@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

Oh yeah. In all fairness, I'm sure Harry would happily let Kreacher be free if he wouldn't instantly go on snitch on them to Voldie & Co.

[-] HardlightCereal@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

So you're saying Harry would totally stop owning a person if it didn't have negative consequences for Harry?

[-] Risk@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago

Next time you accidentally own a slave, do let me know when you decide to let them go free with the consequence being a murderous wizard immediately shows up at your house.

[-] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 years ago

Oh god, are you one of those S.P.E.W. members?

[-] HardlightCereal@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Me when I'm a famous author who hates trans people and I decide to make the anti-slavery movement in my book a huge joke

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