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GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

Shit sorry I knew I should have eaten less beans last night

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