Damn the Onion is on fire lately.
And all it took was a human catastrophe.
Crazy-laugh-cry
So true, its keeping me slightly more sane (less insane maybe more accurate) about the whole mess
what really blew up the hospital was the friends we made along the way
if we is the US and friends we "made" is taken literally..
We've been trying to reach you about your hospital's extended warranty...
Shit sorry I knew I should have eaten less beans last night
Thank god I didn’t read the article.
Ahh shit, got found out. Time to run
Man, that guy that got mad about a joke that called him dense regarding this topic is going to be pissed about this.
You have me as a reference when you apply to The Onion.
What if the real treasure is the hospitals we bombed along the way?
Mah bad
I’m sure I had a good reason
Woopsie doodles
Shit, they caught me!
Reader response criticism has gone too far! Stanley Fish in shambles!
I knew it, it was the Ambien
Haha! I am pacifist and I did not open the link!
Yeah? So? What's the big deal?
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