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Israel Military Reports It Was You, The Reader, Who Blew Up Hospital (www.theonion.com)
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GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.

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[-] h3doublehockeysticks@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

The evidence is pretty overwhelming at this point that it was not an Israeli airstrike,

Bet you believed in the WMDs too

[-] Tinidril@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

I bet you believed Russia would never invade Ukraine. I can tell this will be a productive discussion.

[-] h3doublehockeysticks@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The idea of productive discourse went out the window when you decided to replay 2003. Your trust is entirely with Israel and media sources that cite the IDF uncritically.

[-] Tinidril@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

LOL, yeah, sure, I trust Israel. This entire conflict is their fault. They are the oppressors, and they held all the cards required to make a better future. Ultimately they are at fault for the deaths on both sides. This discussion is just about the details of a particular incident.

[-] h3doublehockeysticks@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

You are literally parroting the Israeli line verbatim subject to no critical thought whatsoever.

[-] Tinidril@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

I'm literally not.

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