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[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

"What is the charge? Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Ah yes, marvellous headlock sir. I can tell you practice your judo."

[-] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?!?

[-] SadTrain@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Dinner AND a handjob? Where do I sign up?

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