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Florida man allegedly threatened to shoot someone at CVS unless given 'all bottles' of Viagra (www.nbcnews.com)

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[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"so. What're you in for?"
"I tried boosting a pharmacy?"
"Oxy?"
"Viagra."

yeah... that's gonna be an interesting prison conversation...

[-] switches@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago

not to be that guy but if you read the article he also took the oxy, codeine, xanax, and adderall— but the viagra is the only thing in the headline cause lbr its eyecatching

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Someone was planning for a fun weekend

[-] demonquark@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Guess he’s the bottom.

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'd think the top would steal the Viagra and the bottom would steal the poppers.

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