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[-] lexiw@lemmy.world 75 points 1 year ago

Breast milk is the only milk that can be vegan. It’s all about consent.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago
[-] Risk@feddit.uk 34 points 1 year ago

Those plants didn't consent, so...

[-] Kaiserschmarrn@feddit.de 39 points 1 year ago

I can speak from experience that almonds are kinky little sluts and like to be milked.

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Euphemistic milks?

[-] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Which would mean there's the possibility of this new short horror story I just wrote:

I noticed two new options in the dairy aisle today: human breast milk, vegan and non-vegan.

[-] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

So meat is vegan as long as the cows consent?

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Man, Hitchhiker's Guide really was ahead of its time.

[-] BachenBenno@feddit.de 21 points 1 year ago

Technically yes. But of course they would (and can't really) do that. But you could also eat stuff like roadkill and it's vegan. Veganism as a moral philosophy has nothing to do with food, it's about respecting and granting animals the same rights as humans (as far as applicable, not stuff like voting).

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