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When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years (www.theonion.com)

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My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple tip that’s guaranteed to pick you up and get you back in good spirits in no time, and here it is: Whenever you’re…

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[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

This was published 10 years ago so I guess it's 5-10 years now?

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

What a pleasant twist!

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

Still way too long.

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