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When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years (www.theonion.com)
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My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple tip that’s guaranteed to pick you up and get you back in good spirits in no time, and here it is: Whenever you’re…

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[-] Nougat@kbin.social 36 points 1 year ago

The Onion, if you're reading this, you have to be prepared at a moment's notice to publish a follow-up to this article, from the same author, which simply says, "I'm finally dead."

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

"Thanks for waiting?"

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Can that day be today? Pretty please?

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