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When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years (www.theonion.com)
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My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple tip that’s guaranteed to pick you up and get you back in good spirits in no time, and here it is: Whenever you’re…

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[-] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

I hope it’s sooner, couldn’t happen to a man here in America more deserving

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

The article was published 10 years ago, if that makes you feel better!

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