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[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you're gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one.

Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.

[-] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

With a bidet attachment so it can slurp every last bit

[-] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

What if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

The tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.

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