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My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple tip that’s guaranteed to pick you up and get you back in good spirits in no time, and here it is: Whenever you’re…

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[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

If I could also pull the plug at anytime, then yes, I'd at least see what it's like.

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