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[-] kplaceholder@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago

If they're unaffected by gravity, chances are they don't have mass. If they don't have mass, they're not constrained by the Higgs field, which in turn means that they can never move at any velocity below light speed.

Their unfortunate fate is to roam across all of space at the maximum possible velocity in perpetuity.

[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Their unfortunate fate is to roam across all of space at the maximum possible velocity in perpetuity.

On the other hand, it all happens in an instant to them.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Nah we're by a catholic cemetery. They definitely have mass. I suggest instead they all fall to the Earth's Core since learning to ghost fly probably takes more than 80 minutes, and once you're down in the ghost orgy why leave?

[-] sigh@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

fall to the Earth's Core

we can save them, but I'll need a rat, a giant nuclear drill train, and a family of orcas

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I coulda sworn there was a fire breathing big mac box too

[-] Bebo@literature.cafe 6 points 1 year ago

And experience no time.

[-] LufyCZ@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Can't you theoretically just move super fast but across a very small distance? They could just "stay" with the Earth, moving with it as needed, maybe eventually they'd learn to do that automatically as well.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 year ago

I wanna get off Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.

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