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Wow, that's a truly original joke that I did not expect to see in the comments at all.
And yet, I was hoping someone would post it.
Comfort posts are like comfort food.
I don't like my beans refried that many times...
This joke belongs with the "arrow in my knee," "and my axe," "is this a bad joke for ants?" etc. Just retired into the pile of moldy crispy pucks of beans refried into oblivion.
Do you want downvotes? Cause that's how you get downvotes.
Ha, I don't give a shit about downvotes. Let's not bring the lame karma obsession of reddit here.
I'm not a fan of repetitive memes and circle-jerking. My blocked communities list is like 50% shit-posting communities and 50% anime communities.
I will also say I was being tongue-in-cheek with my other comment, but I guess everyone is too easily offended. No skin off my ~~nuts~~ nads tho.
I'm with you. As if downvotes mean anything.
Can someone post the link of an axe in your knee so my friend can avoid it?
Ugh.. fine..
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
What was that about ants ?
Like the one "is this a building for ants" joke on Zoolander
And yet it was a sincere request couched in an ironically bad joke, so layers and innuendo. Gotta give some credit.
Why?
Who shit on your donut?
I mean, how else am I supposed to find the handle and simultaneously share it with this community?
Look it up? That's a boring and predictable joke. If you're going to be funny then at least try to be original. If you're looking for porn then go look for porn. It's the Internet. It's not hard to find.
Lol nah.
You're truly George Carlin reincarnated
lmao reddit