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Drunk Grizzlies Keep Getting Hit By Trains In Montana (cowboystatedaily.com)

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[-] Meho_Nohome@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

By that logic, every person has a 50% chance of living in Antarctica. Either they live there, or they don't. Hell, every sports team has a 50% chance of winning a championship. Either they win one, or they don't. Every person has a 50% chance of becoming president of North Korea too.

I could go on, but I'm already bored.

[-] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 2 years ago

Of course you got bored, rattling off statistical facts like that

[-] Sconrad122@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Idk about of course, I wouldve pegged it at about a 50/50

[-] Meho_Nohome@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Rattling off complex statistics like that is my life.

[-] TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Every one of your examples are correct.

Sigh. It was obviously a joke.

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