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[-] foggy@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

Well who is over serving them?

-department of liquor control, probably.

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago
[-] Meho_Nohome@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago

They only live in Montana, Wyoming, and Idaho, so there's a 33.3% chance of it being in Montana.

[-] TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

No, it's 50%. They either live in Montana or not.

[-] Meho_Nohome@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

By that logic, every person has a 50% chance of living in Antarctica. Either they live there, or they don't. Hell, every sports team has a 50% chance of winning a championship. Either they win one, or they don't. Every person has a 50% chance of becoming president of North Korea too.

I could go on, but I'm already bored.

[-] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 2 years ago

Of course you got bored, rattling off statistical facts like that

[-] Sconrad122@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Idk about of course, I wouldve pegged it at about a 50/50

[-] Meho_Nohome@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Rattling off complex statistics like that is my life.

[-] TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Every one of your examples are correct.

Sigh. It was obviously a joke.

this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2023
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