114
submitted 10 months ago by NataliePortland@lemmy.ca to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 months ago

You saw an orb! That’s a classic sighting that lots of people see. I believe you! I wonder what they’re about?

[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Probably an attempt at a viral marketing campaign. Everything seems to turn out disappointing these days.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

"We've been trying to contact you about your planet's bypass warranty."

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

The plans were in the basement of the civic center on Alpha Centauri. That's on you if you didn't check.

[-] Dalek_Thal@aussie.zone 2 points 10 months ago

But you found them didn't you?

Yes, it was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard"

[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I personally think it was part of the "Bone a Drone" movement that was used to collect samples of human DNA in order to synthesize fake human beings that would potentially make it into statures of power in order to create a new world order.

I don't really, but that's a much more compelling story than, "late stage Capitalism sucks for almost everyone involved".

[-] lol3droflxp@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

They can be certain burning gasses, lights in the distance and such. Depends on the are and weather sometimes.

this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2023
114 points (97.5% liked)

Asklemmy

43395 readers
1265 users here now

A loosely moderated place to ask open-ended questions

Search asklemmy 🔍

If your post meets the following criteria, it's welcome here!

  1. Open-ended question
  2. Not offensive: at this point, we do not have the bandwidth to moderate overtly political discussions. Assume best intent and be excellent to each other.
  3. Not regarding using or support for Lemmy: context, see the list of support communities and tools for finding communities below
  4. Not ad nauseam inducing: please make sure it is a question that would be new to most members
  5. An actual topic of discussion

Looking for support?

Looking for a community?

~Icon~ ~by~ ~@Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de~

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS