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[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

replace all cash registers and automatic checkouts with vending machines

grocery shopping takes 3 hours because you have to travel to 10 different vending machines

each machine takes 25 seconds for the item to be spit out

a stick of celery gets stuck horizontally

it takes 30 minutes for an employee to troubleshoot it because all employees have been fired

this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2023

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