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If you did what I do for a living, you'd shave up to your elbow! Without a second thought. I'm lucky for not having that much body hair.
Apply moisturizer - that skin is sensible - and be prepared for ingrown hairs. And ~~h~~itching.
Hitching? You mean this’ll get our man married?!
Every woman's crazy for the gorilla-tuxedo look.
Who said it was a man?
Wouldn't that be grand?
That would be sensible.
What do you do for a living?
Probs shaving arms.
I work with substances nobody should really mess with and that implies wearing gloves for extended periods of time.
Pulling hairs out is a daily event and washing contaminants away when the gloves fail with that much hair - or any amount whatsoever - makes things harder.
Are you cooking meth?
I would sooner make gunpowder cotton or nitroglycerin instead.
My curiosity is piqued too! I’m mostly commenting so that I can check back later, but…
Are they wearing chain mail gloves (for sharks or cutting meat) that the hair would catch?
Going forearm deep in food, to stir or, I don’t know…?
Reaching into hot ovens or crucibles that the hair would singe?
Going forearm deep to help birth sheep or cows?
Or are they a wristwatch/hand model?
You must wear food grade gloves underneath the chain mail ones, regardless.
also there's medical reasons to do so