Gotta pump the gooch my dude.

There's a bit of a u-bend in the urethra right about where the scrotum meets the taint. Use a finger to push up and slightly forward to pump that last bit of pee out.

You should know that undercooked beans can be poisonous, and it is best to soak them before cooking.

If you do try this please prepare the beans properly first.

Fun fact, humans share more DNA with fungi than they do with plants. We share nearly 50% of our DNA with fungi.

Plus mushrooms are the sex organs of the mycelium organism. Just an extra fun fact for free there.

Reminds me of some fever dreams I used to get as a child. Like something that is both monstrously huge and extremely tiny all at once. My brain couldn't make sense of it.

Man this guy has no fucking clue how any of this works, lol.

You grow them... in soils without sulfuric compounds...

Do people read anymore? /s

Wife taught our dog to crawl.

She was trying to teach the dog to lay down and stay while she backed away with the treat. Our dog figured that if she kept her belly on the floor and crawled over to the treat it should be fine...

So my wife said "Good crawl!", and kept working on it with the dog. Now the dog crawls on command.

Useful for exposing PII, sure

This is what happens when people are forced to repress themselves in order to fit in with what society says is acceptable.

What they want becomes bad but they still fantasize about it. So the fantasy's become twisted and perverse. If this person was allowed to be who they wanted to be they may not have gone down such a dark path. It really just makes me sad to see things like this.

It's called booing.

Boy howdy, you sure are committed to your idiot perspective aren't you?

You mean the "pay me tons of money to do all the crappy things and then be run out of the job while counting my stacks" type of job?