You get 3 wishes. No monkey paw twisting it to hurt you mechanic. What do you wish for? (lemmy.world)

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[-] Ejh3k@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Max verstappen and Donald Trump both due in a head on car collision against each other.

Green Bay Packers never win another game.

To live a long and healthy life with my wife.

[-] Squeak@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Why Verstappen?

[-] Ejh3k@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Imagine how excellent this F1 season would have been without him?

[-] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

How is it Max's fault everyone else sucks?

[-] Ejh3k@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah..... That's it. 19 other drivers, including two other multi time world champions, all suck. You are right. I was wrong. Give me a second to open my mouth wide enough to accept Max's thin, drink tube-like penis as you have

[-] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 0 points 10 months ago

Oh come off it, that was clearly a joke. But seriously, F1 is more than the race for P1. The current season wouldn't be much more entertaining without him. Sure, he's dominating at the front, but that's only 1/20th of the race, everything that happens behind him is constantly in flux and plenty interesting to watch.

[-] Squeak@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

But then we wouldn’t have had 2021 which was amazing.

[-] Ejh3k@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Was it? Twisted rules for a final lap to decide the championship?

Was that really amazing?

[-] Squeak@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yes. The whole season isn’t written off because of 1 lap. The season was amazing. The final lap was bullshit, but the season was one of the best.

The final lap also wasn’t on Max, that was ok Masi

[-] IOII19@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

What did Max ever do to you 😭

[-] Ejh3k@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

He's just a cunt.

[-] dandroid@dandroid.app 1 points 10 months ago

Green Bay Packers never win another game.

I like the way you think. Except it would be Erik Karlsson would never win another game (hockey). Fuck that guy in particular.

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