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[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

Just because you are a big buyer of product X, it does not necessarily mean you are the best-suited person to run a company producing it.

[-] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 34 points 1 year ago

Sp you're telling me that eating McDonald's every day doesn't make me qualified to he the CEO of McDonalds? I wish someone would have told me this earlier.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago

No, you are what you eat.

Eat the rich.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago

I was wondering.

If we were to kill Bezos and cut him into 8 billion pieces and feed it to the entire population of Earth.

Could we make everyone rich?

Or does it take a specific threshold of cannibalism to make someone into what they eat?

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Sounds like it was the one nugget you really could have used

[-] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

I appreciate you.

[-] Magrath@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Just because you own it doesn't mean you have to run it. Thats what CEOs are for. They often don't own the company they run.

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