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[-] Shalakushka@kbin.social 43 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Most (99%) oven roast the turkey but the fattest of rednecks deep fry it to show reverence to their fat ancestors.

[-] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 years ago

As a fat redneck, you're mostly correct. You just forgot to add the word drunk in there somewhere.

Imma fry one up in about half an hour. I'm also gonna start drinking in just a minute. My fat drunk uncle who lost several of his fingers in a fireworks incident is smiling down on me from redneck heaven.

[-] Khrux@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 years ago

Amazing answer, exactly why I I thought it was better to ask than Google it.

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