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[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago

I want to know where exactly on the books it says this specific act is illegal.

[-] GentlemanLoser@ttrpg.network 48 points 2 years ago

They charged him with indecent exposure. There's not a "defecation on a deceased marsupial with the intent to disrupt traffic" statute.

[-] Syringe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Sort of seems like there should be now though, eh?

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 years ago

It's only illegal in Florida during rush hour. When traffic isn't so congested, lots of people are doing this and it's hardly headline material.

[-] koper@feddit.nl 6 points 2 years ago

That's not how the law works, silly. They just arrest the guy and then find something to charge him with.

[-] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah this sounds like quite a load.

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