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submitted 1 year ago by Therealmglitch@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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You are still you, you can speak human language that you already know, and you know how to speak duck.

You have to learn how to be a duck. This means you gotta learn how to fly, hunt food, etc.

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[-] BustinJiber@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago

Put on a blue cap, blue nautical shirt; but, and I can't stress this enough, NO PANTS.

[-] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

But for gods sake, wrap yourself in a towel after you shower.

[-] shapesandstuff@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

Hand cover your crotch if someone walks in on you

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