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You are now a duck, what do you do first?? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Therealmglitch@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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You are still you, you can speak human language that you already know, and you know how to speak duck.

You have to learn how to be a duck. This means you gotta learn how to fly, hunt food, etc.

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[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago

Probably contacting some media outlets to try and monetize my talking-duck status, and wondering if if my life expectancy is on par with duck or human.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Do you want to end up being dissected in a government lab? Because that's how you get dissected in a government lab.

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