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In honor of JFK Getting Pwned, Hexbear Asks "Was It A Conspiracy?"
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We all know our boy Oswald was a CIA plant, but what about the assassination itself?
It's gonna be 15 years until all the records get released so make your bets now on the most likely outcome as well as your favorites.
It's very simple. Oswald was a CIA plant. He was in his nest, playing with his rifle as Lyndon B Johnson sat behind him eating a bag of chips. Lyndon B Johnson reminds him to check that the safety is off, which he had forgotten to check himself. He's a little annoyed as Lyndon B Johnson gives him advice about how to take the shot, causing him to space out.
Meanwhile, in the caravan, JFK greets several attendees. The first lady asks the driver to play 'that song she likes.' JFK immediately responds by telling the driver not to play that horrible song. The driver plays it anyway. At this point he's also annoyed, and starts to space out.
With both of them looking out above them, they join in song.
After a short duet a shot rings out, Oswald shouts "Somebody else got him!" and Lyndon B Johnson instructs him to abandon the scene.
Your story is typical of all conspiracy mongering, full of holes. If you know so much, what brand of chips was LBJ eating then, huh?