We all know our boy Oswald was a CIA plant, but what about the assassination itself?
It's gonna be 15 years until all the records get released so make your bets now on the most likely outcome as well as your favorites.
his head just did that
We gotta retire "his head just did that" and replace it with "he held in a big sneeze."
you're right, that is better lol
It's very simple. Oswald was a CIA plant. He was in his nest, playing with his rifle as Lyndon B Johnson sat behind him eating a bag of chips. Lyndon B Johnson reminds him to check that the safety is off, which he had forgotten to check himself. He's a little annoyed as Lyndon B Johnson gives him advice about how to take the shot, causing him to space out.
Meanwhile, in the caravan, JFK greets several attendees. The first lady asks the driver to play 'that song she likes.' JFK immediately responds by telling the driver not to play that horrible song. The driver plays it anyway. At this point he's also annoyed, and starts to space out.
With both of them looking out above them, they join in song.
After a short duet a shot rings out, Oswald shouts "Somebody else got him!" and Lyndon B Johnson instructs him to abandon the scene.
Your story is typical of all conspiracy mongering, full of holes. If you know so much, what brand of chips was LBJ eating then, huh?
It's gonna be 15 years until all the records get released
the records will be released in the truth/reconciliation committee after the BRICS allies partitions the capital of the 4th reich (Washington DC) at the end of WW3
JFK did it himself to preserve the timeline.
It's all Lister's fault really.
I think I can predict what the released report will say:
The CIA ████████████ ████, ███ ██████ ██████ is totally innocent. ██ ████ █████ the USSR ███ ███████ ████ did this.
Sirhan Sirhan was MK Ultraed and RFK’s bodyguard killed him so that RFK Jr would be an antivax weirdo.
If we pour enough dry martinis on Dulles' grave his thirsty ghost appears and might be willing to tell the truth
jfk is still alive
Death to America
It was at the very least the Dulles Brothers and a cabal of their people at the CIA.
I read a new scenario. Oswald was definitely a CIA plant, but the reason for the assassination was to blame Castro and Cuba, thus justifying a military invasion after the failed Bay of Pigs. This explains Oswald being in the "Fair play for Cuba" committee and actually filmed getting in a physical altercation with a gusano. Remember back then nobody is walking around with their phones and filming everything, how was this altercation caught on camera? This got him on radio to debate the gusano and praise Castro/Cuba. Two months before the assassination, Oswald, or an impersonator, travelled to Mexico City and visited the Cuban and Russian embassies, looking to enter Cuba.
The explanation why there was no military invasion of Cuba, was that Johnson was afraid of risking WWIII, and he wanted to focus on Vietnam.
This explains Oswald being in the "Fair play for Cuba" committee and actually filmed getting in a physical altercation with a gusano.
I think I’ve heard this as well. It makes sense that it was the original plan, but maybe they abandoned it afterwards because they thought it might lead to too many questions. Also Johnson as you said.
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