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[-] woodgen@lemm.ee 55 points 2 years ago

Germany is the same but without the bullet trains and the robots wiping your ass.

[-] joshi@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 years ago

we have plenty of bullet trains - 367 last I checked, plus bullet trains from other countries - they're just chronically late because of car-focused policies over the last decades causing the infrastructure to basically rot away.

still no ass-wiping robots though, maybe one day...

[-] woodgen@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

yeah we have a bunch of ICEs, but no transrapid for us. japan has a bunch of maglev trains.

[-] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Japan has one maglev line under construction with a completion date set for 2045.

[-] t8r@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Well, also plus random homeless guy yelling at you about Vladimir Lenin, the roads looking like Romania ca. 1983 and a cadre of stern government employees showing up out of nowhere to shout "NEIN!!" and disappear. Very futuristic in a sort of Metro 2033 way.

[-] thegreenguy@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

As a Romanian, that would be overestimating our ability to maintain roads.

[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Roads? Where we're going we won't NEED roads!

It's Romania, we're going to Romania.

[-] s_s@lemmy.one 7 points 2 years ago

Yeah, when I think of Germany, I think of papers.

[-] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Germany doesn't have bidets? France does.

[-] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Bidet as it may

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