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[-] robocall@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

How do you poop while driving? How do you poop into a Pringles can without missing the can?

[-] ____@infosec.pub 24 points 2 years ago

I understood it as “pre-prepared poop Pringles”

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

We keep talking like it was planned but maybe it was a crime of passion.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Passionate pringle pooping.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

There are two types of people in this situation. Those who avoid the speed bumps, and those who target them.

[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 4 points 2 years ago

New skill unlocked.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago
[-] LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Big Police Squad energy there.

"Who are you? How did you get in here?"

"I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith."

this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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