I walk my dog past a field of geese every morning. I discovered, quite by accident, that geese absolutely love dandelion leaves. I can now feed the geese by hand, obviously being a bit careful!

The downside of this is that when the geese see me coming, they start this horrific cacophony of honking to make sure I don't forget their leaves, much to the chagrin of my neighbours

The strange bit is that their raucous, inharmonious blend of dissonant honks is still more pleasing to the ear than the video of that unbelievably talentless, toneless, vapid waste of blood and organs that I just watched