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xkcd #2862: Typical Seating Chart
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Now that airlines have started adding wheel locks to their drink carts, less than half of flights have one accidentally fall out through the hole.
Everyone's going for the gunner seats... An I the only one whose restless legs are excited to have the opportunity to pedal?
If you pause we die
Fully honest audit of my cycling abilities: we never left the ground in the first place
I'd rather the mega-fun bumper car seats
Imagine a coast-to-coast red eye in the bumper car seats. Or a transatlantic flight. RIP anyone on a non-stop from Singapore to NYC. And that's assuming there's no turbulence...
After about an hour, someone would figure out how to get the bumper cars out of the arena and there'd be a death match by the trash hole.
I'd just yell "Last one out is the rotten egg!" and then enjoy my empty plane in peace.
Serious Mario cart vibes
Yes, but allow me to present this compelling counter proposal:
Dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka...