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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Bizarroland@kbin.social to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Assume that the future can change based on your actions, so any historical information that you bring along with you from the intervening 25 years may quickly drift out of the new realities history.

Edit: also assume that you can be given a healthy 21-year-old body if you want or take your previous self's place.

Further, identification will be provided for you if you were not born at that time.

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[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Please don’t get rid of 9/11, without it we wouldn’t have WKUK

[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

They are so talented they did not need 9/11 to have a hilarious TV show

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

9/11 was happening so they ran into a dorm room that could see the towers from the window

That room ended up being Timmy’s

[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Okay, if it's that important just throw a party and introduce them that way.

If you need them to trauma bond, kidnap the fuckers, pistol whip them a little bit and then let them escape from their own ingenuity.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

:O I could never hurt Timmy Weems

[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you put it on a scale between bruising Timmys face with the butt of a pistol and saving 3,000 lives on one day and tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands of lives in the interim between due to the post 9/11 increase in American policing and military actions in other countries, then not pistol whipping him would be a crime against humanity for which you should be tried at the Hague and hung.

this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2023
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