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Most people aren't planning to kill you. It's the 0.1% with several death threats each day that boosts the average.
Deaththreats Georg aka Taylor Swift
What about the mass of poor people that grow frustrated every day and start thinking more and more of wanting to kill the few rich.
One poor person may have one or two people that want to kill them for some reason.
A millionaire probably has hundreds of people lining up to take them out.
A billionaire probably needs a team of people to deal with thousands of people that are constantly plotting against them.