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[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

"ohhh but i need my body for resurrection in the end times."

Pull your brains out of your nose with a hook, put all your important organs in some jars full of salt, and stuff your empty chest cavity with natron, THEN I'll start taking that claim of yours half seriously

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