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Putin Distraught Over Friends Who Keep Dying Under Mysterious Circumstances
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It must be like that movie Final Destination. He must be terrified!
...probably why he literally shit his pants.
What's with the pants shitting?
Idk, maybe he just does it for fun? Seems like a pretty messed up guy...
It's the colon cancer.
Could be both.