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Not such a conspiracy theory now
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You're being awfully combative. If this behavior continues, the court will mandate installation of a calming chip in your brain.
Alongside a medical bill to put the thing in. This isn't charity, it's America. You'll be responsible for paying for the surgery and the rental fee of the courts chip. You don't own that chip we forced you to put in your brain, you're just renting it for the rest of your life.
I'm a delivery boy!
Nah, send those filthy insurrectionists to the lithium mines!
Anyone seeing this might want to consider combat training and counter custody training while it's easy, just in case this is the future we're headed for. (Also Remember they're not real people, they're bureaucrats they're the same as robots, don't hold back.)
Just wait. It becomes the latest and greatest in communications, then corporate America starts requiring it for employment.
Remember that if you ever somehow become paralyzed. When they tell you they’ve luckily only recently developed a cure, make sure you tell them no thanks when you find out how it was created.