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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by ummthatguy@lemmy.world to c/risa@startrek.website

Based on originaLucifer's post. And thanks to zeppo for the spelling correction.

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[-] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Pro tip: tell lots of dealers it's your first time. Free drugs for a while.

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

Also tell them it's your birthday.

[-] flatplutosociety@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but then all the dealers start singing happy birthday as they bring my crack out to me and it's really embarrassing.

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