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[-] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago

Yeah nothing wrong with a bit of prescription mercury to clear up the old syphilis

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 22 points 11 months ago

I mean my wife sure is more productive around the house on amphetamines and morphine, and my kids sure are easier to deal with at bedtime when they take their heroin.

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 months ago

Amphetamine and morphine is my love language. Call me.

[-] mriguy@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

To be fair, if you take a sufficiently high dose of mercury, syphillis will no longer be your biggest problem.

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