Leading female players argue that Gumbrell, having gone through male puberty, carries immutable physiological advantages in golf croquet. Unlike association croquet, the sport incorporates elements of strength and stamina.

i cannot believe this is even a thought, let alone something someone wrote down. brushing my teeth incorporates elements of strength and stamina too. i guess that's why it's always me who wins the World Series of International Teeth Brushing. because of my explosive power and AMAB-elegance.