193

After School Satan Club at MSCS elementary school causes controversy (www.localmemphis.com)

submitted 11 months ago by kescusay@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

27 comments fedilink hide all child comments

In the first day they sent out flyers, the After School Satan Club already has three students signed up for the new year.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

Motto: "Come to school for a piece of ASS!"

... I feel bad about writing that.

[-] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 17 points 11 months ago

"We have room in our ASS for everyone!"

[-] Benign@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago

Join my ASS!

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

You make ASS whole!

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Why? Its fun(ny)

Get your fill at/in the ASS club is funnier

[-] harry_balzac@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I'm pretty sure that's the recruiting theme for Christian school teachers.

this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023

193 points (98.0% liked)

Not The Onion

12311 readers

419 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

kescusay@lemmy.world