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In the first day they sent out flyers, the After School Satan Club already has three students signed up for the new year.

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[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 81 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bless the After School Satan (ASS) club 🤣 👹

Edit: such a sweet piece of naming it brings a tear to my eye 🍑🫏💦

[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

Motto: "Come to school for a piece of ASS!"

... I feel bad about writing that.

[-] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 17 points 1 year ago

"We have room in our ASS for everyone!"

[-] Benign@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago
[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

You make ASS whole!

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why? Its fun(ny)

Get your fill at/in the ASS club is funnier

[-] harry_balzac@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure that's the recruiting theme for Christian school teachers.

[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 year ago

Satanic church probably does more good for humanity then those bible thumpers ever have or will...

[-] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Not gonna bother looking for sources and just agree that what you said is a fact.

[-] sab@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago

It's the Satanic Temple, they do some great stuff.

Then again, my left buttcheek has done more good for humanity that the Bible Trumpers ever will.

[-] ButtDrugs@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Church of Satan is weird, Temple of Satan is 👌

[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago

Didn't even know there was a difference

[-] ieightpi@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

I think all religion is absolutely dumb and superstitious, but I give satanism a pass for the sake of essentially trolling what is considered normal religious standards.

[-] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago

satanic temple doesn't believe in satan anyway, they're solid.

[-] w2tpmf@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They don't troll. They have a believe system they honestly try to teach that is based on human morals instead of radicalized fiction. It's a genuine attempt to replace theistic religion with a religion of the real human existence.

Pastafarianism on the other hand is designed to troll normal religions.

[-] ieightpi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Very interesting

[-] kellyaster@kbin.social 43 points 1 year ago

“I just happened to look in my emails and see the letter from the principal coming through saying that it was coming to Chimneyrock," Kincaid said. "I'm about to come unglued right now.”

I'm trying to picture what this looks like. She's on the verge of throwing a temper tantrum over this, which is hilarious and to be honest really sad. These people need to grow up and get over themselves.

Also, why are only grandparents quoted in this article? Is there not enough conservative millennial rage in Tennessee to meet their quota?

[-] Syo@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

Probably worked to death on two jobs, incoherent when interviewed.

[-] penguinsAreRapists@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago
[-] bedrooms@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago

After School Satan Club is an alternative to the evangelical clubs that are in thousands of schools across the United States

This is the way.

[-] Syo@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

ASS... All the cool kids are doing it.

[-] Chozo@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Ave Satanas!

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

I mean, "after school Satan club" definitely sounds like something the Onion would come up with to make fun of the satanic panic Christian types.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

That's fair. I've been following them for a while, so it doesn't seem strange to me, but I can see what you mean.

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

This is correct.

this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023
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