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[-] danielbln@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I don't know what animals you've had, but my cat cleans herself (including paws) pretty much right after leaving the litter box, and continues to clean herself all throughout the day.

Wait until I'll tell you what human children do with their hands before proceeding to put them all over the place.

I bet your place looks like a Dexter kill room.

[-] dlpkl@lemmy.world -2 points 11 months ago

Sorry what was that I didn't hear you over the sound of THE PARASITE LIVING IN YOUR BRAIN THAT YOU GOT FROM YOUR CAT WALKING IN SHIT AND THEN WALKING ALL OVER YOUR FOOD.

[-] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago
[-] dlpkl@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

That's the toxoplasmosis speaking

[-] ReiRose@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I tested negative for toxoplasmosis :) I just love my abusive feline because I'm dumb. And feet beans are cute

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