"oh, like, my god, Brittany just bought two new Bentley Continentals, one in pearl white and one in sunset red, just so she can match her car with the color of the sky. she didn't get one in radiant black since nobody goes out at night, that's when the poor people come out!" -my assumption of how TV shows like this go

Best I can do is weekly payments at 39.98% interest, beginning on the service date.